Tech-turbocharged Ops and CRM wizard 🧙 two degrees, six years in startups and nine England goals. I live to build cool shit

A lifelong casual coder, I named my first child using linked lists and a custom ELO ranking system.

I've also designed a DnD character stat generator. This is MUCH harder than it sounds. It involves a shocking amount of dice-rolling which takes forever with real dice 🎲 but around 0.002 seconds with my code. Ask me about it!